F-You Katy Perry

This song parody is to the tune of Cee Lo Greene’s “F-You”.  I wrote it for an art group (Night of the Radish) theme “Go F— Yourself” after hearing Katy’s latest single, “Last Friday Night”.  Thinking, let alone writing this officially makes me a cranky old lady.  

You see I’m driving round town with a kid I love

And I’m like
F-you!
Oo, oo, ooo

I guess a change of the station just wasn’t enough

I’m like,
F-you!
And, Lady Gaga too!

I think as you get richer…your lyrics get sicker

So go F yourself  (go F yourself)

And as my kid sings a-lo-ong to your nasty songs

F-you!
Oo, oo, ooo

Oh Katy Perry…your life is scary

But that don’t mean my kid should hear

About your sex life…and where you’re hairy

Or the laws you break when you drink some beer

I pity the fo-ol that sings along with you

(oh shhhh I keep singing too …when you drive, there’s nothing else to do)

Ooooooh – I’ve got some news for you

Yeah…wait til YOUR daughter sings it to her little boyfriend

Now I know…there’s other music — country, classic rock and a Latin beat

But the kids wanna be cool…trying to be you

And that means that they all look cheap

I pity the fo-ol that sings along with you

(oh shhhh I keep singing too …when you drive, there’s nothing else to do)

Ooooooh – I’ve got some news for you

Yeah…wait til YOUR daughter sings it to her little boyfriend

Now Katy, Lady, Kesha, why do you girls gotta be-e so bad?

(so bad, so bad, so bad)

Try to see like a mother, or even think li-ike a dad

(a dad, a dad, a dad)

Uh! Whhhy? Uh! Whhhy? Uh!
Whhhy?

Oh! I hate you oh!
I still hate you. Oooh!

You see I’m driving round town with a kid I love, and I’m like F-you!

And though your life is a mess, please spare us the rest

F-you …Ooooh!